well, wouldn’t you know it. its like yr 80% doppleganger is totally playing along with the twisted irony of it all. ahhhh life! what a deliciously dark sense of coincidence you have - guess there’s nothin’ left to do but give that bitch some #props 

oh. and whatever. he’s scintillating and gorgeous — and i happen to find morbid jokes/dark sarcasm on this subject oddly satisfying these days.